Archive | January 2012

From “The Nest of Evil”

By Wallace Nichols. In Classical Whodunnits, ed. Mike Ashley.

The Slave Detective knew that he would have to make his choice — and at once, for the silence was growing painful and the Prefect was looking at him in puzzled disbelief in his institutional efficiency.

‘Licinius,’ he snapped suddenly, ‘arrest Dacia!’

A cry of anguish went up, but it was not hers.

‘Fool, O Slave Detective – it was not she, but I!’

Out from the line broke Albinus, striding menancingly up to Sollius. The Centurion plucked him back.

‘Melissa was a goddess’ – he spoke with a slight foam at the corners of his lips – ‘how sweet at first, and then how evil! But I loved her – beyond my peace I loved her, so deeply that I became unclean to myself. I saw the devastation she had caused in the house and in my own heart. It came to pass that I must either take her, or destroy her. All our lives had become shadowed as from the Furies’ wings! I chose to destroy the pest!’

He broke into a wild sob, and would have fallen had the Centurion not supported him.

‘Take him!’ ordered the Prefect. ‘And release the others.’

Sollius grinned at him when they were alone together.

‘I had in the end to guess at the lever of his affections – his wife or his daughter. I had to accuse one of the two. As it was, I guessed rightly. That is all there is to it, Prefect!’ he added in mock modesty, and limped out.

From “The Angel Squeals”

By Alice Notley.

Why am I so driven? It’s as if I want to eat her or someone.

Merry St Burns’ Day!

Robert Burns (like contemporaries Samuel Beckett & Seamus Heaney) is out there right now: feeling deeply; foreseeing; seeing deeply & acutely the transhistorical threads of nature, love, liberty, sorrow & sex which run through the human condition; sports rioting; sincerely outbursting; and acting directly on physical objects with his actual soul … all so’s we don’t have to. And of course … haggis!

All poets who boom to us down across the ages with their souls have to have a “thing” & Burns’s is not actually being a heaven-taught ploughman but a canny poser (&, you can’t but help get the vibe, not actually being an uncompromisingly vicious opponent of class privilege, but a canny poser). Beckett’s is being Death.

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!

— “To a Mouse”

How does a beastie, touched only by the present, lacking the passwords to “prospects drear”, lay “schemes”? (It is miserable pedantry to suggest that the “best-laid schemes o’ mice” could be no schemes at all). Piaget’s schema could be worth a look, as could ye olde behaviouralist Edward C.Tolman’s concept of a “persistence until” quality of certain behaviours (cf. the best-laid cognitive maps in rats and men).

Cratangle

Now new from Crater Press; Sara Crangle’s gimme your hands – 56 x 14cm broadside on fancy Somerset and Fabriano papers, two colours, letterpress, special folds &c. £4. +£1 for the UK, +£2 for the ROW.

Comments on gimme your hands:

“An end to wastefulness, the practice of thrift, is always good for an individual or a nation. If we have to trim down, slim down, tighten our belts a little more, help each other—who knows? It may be that our society will be a happier, healthier place, and we’ll all live richer lives.”

-Stewart Udall, author of the The Quiet Crisis, US Secretary of the Interior, 1961-1969

“I’m sinking in the quicksand of my thought / And I ain’t got the power anymore….”

- David Bowie, 1971

“Canadians are putting tigers in our tanks, and new appliances in our homes, at an ever-increasing rate. The days of cheap and abundant energy are over.”

- Pierre Elliott Trudeau, television broadcast, November 22, 1973

(Email Richard to combine postages with other Craters).

From “Notes for Fatty Cakes”

By Andrew Spragg.

III

Intros all made. First scene –
FC, a sea captain:

The Ballard of
Captain Cakes

So well met, she begun like this:
our love, dear Fatty Cakes
stood stern aboard her merry ship.
Our captain wails & quakes.

Consoled by map & chart alone
tales told: crude, stark & sad,
of Cakes at night lone wandering:
the deck, her feet would pad.

Cruel hinterland she longed to see,
ship stocked & anchor raised,
set sail, horizon in her sight,
for Cakes a start of days.

The crew, all told, on ration’s wage
idle, mean hearts belie
a bell, telling, rung late one night
& deserted Cakes & I.
& deserted Cakes & I.

From “The Death of Kings”

By Margaret Frazer. In Shakespearean Whodunnits, ed. Mike Ashley.

That was easy enough to answer. “Because everything and everyone HAD turned against him.”

“No! They hadn’t! Bolingbroke is not so universally beloved as he likes to think he is. Among the things that I found out before …” He gestured to the walls he’d earned by plotting Bolingbroke’s death. “… was that not everyone dispersed in despair when they heard the rumors, the way the Welsh did. There were men held on to hope. For one, hardly two days’ ride away from us at Flint there was a small army of Cheshire archers who would have come if they’d heard where King Richard was. But they never heard. Why not? We sent out scouts and messengers enough!”

I didn’t answer him. What was there to say? One of my duties from our last days in Ireland had been the royal messengers and messages.

“And come to that,” Carlisle said, with the passion in him suddenly gone cold, turned measured and deliberate, “how did Bolingbroke’s men come down on us so straight? There are half a dozen castles, at the least, in striking distance along that piece of coast. Why did damn Percy come to Flint first of all?”